Social Observation Of A Regular Guy;
Marraige
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Today is yet another day, as anyone could see.
Today is yet another victorious day in the progress of limited areas of humanity... though none can seem to find out which limited areas exactly.
Within the modern atmosphere of promotional importance, I suppose that just about all of the various.. though nearly identical facets of human existence - predominantly among the modern communications populous... could lay claim to some small form of perceived advance.. though yet again, none can seem to cite exactly which and where-fore.
That itself seems to be one of the benefits.. much like the commonly presented dynamic within such modern forms of communication that strongly resemble a rousing game of pong.. electronic tennis as it is known in the more developed and superior realms of modern existence.... to regular ol' folks such as you and me... it is pong. Complete nearly to the presence of those ground breaking blips and boings.
Who could ever have thought such simple brilliance would have developed so, within such limited confinements?
The boy fight/girl fight about the toilet seat just doesn't seem to stand a chance in such an advanced area of humanity. There are no blips and boings in the toilet seat fight... only suggested hints and such building up to some other, un-related psychological melt down and explosion resulting most times in the division of personal belongings.
Such being entirely in a contrary and unconcerned manner as per the supposed sacred oaths and contract(s) entered into in the midst of neck deep (and expensive) ceremony and presumed (though obviously automated) meaning.. that, as it would turn out, really means little if anything at all beyond how much was spent on the silly trinkets which supposedly represent profound symbolism and meaning.
If I were to get married... I would fore-go all of the expensive silliness, and simply include a toilet seat competition in the main ceremony... to truly symbolize the modern sanctity of such an institution known as marriage in our modern day.
Such a competition would of course be extended through out the entire wedding procession, and all would be encourage to participate.. after the first dance that is, which would entail the bride and groom in the traditional sense of first dance, though containing elements which include the concern with the toilet and toilet seat.
Maybe.. just maybe if I splurged.. I could have a champagne fountain in the form of a toilet as well... with of course the rules that only men could fill their glass when the seat was up... and likewise women, when the seat was down.
In considering such.. I really don't think I am the marrying sort at this point (as I have previously presented). It just doesn't play into the farce of it... I wasn't issued the script it would seem, for such institution.
I suppose gay and lesbian marriage should not be allowed as I consider this dynamic momentarily... it is like cheating the modern standard(s). Gay guys would have to draw straws for seat up/down... as would, in an inversion, lesbian couples.
That should be reason enough I would think.. considering modern forms of consideration and decision making. Especially when considering modern social priorities.
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