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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Translator Article - Inter-Species Marraige?

Translator Article - Higher Primate Marriage?

It occurs to me within the recent social movement pertaining to same sex marriage... that there isn't really much reason for humans not to advance into areas of inter-species unions.

This thought doesn't occur from the direction of same sex union being extreme as much as simply from the social developmental direction of people in general.

In no uncertain terms, much of human advance and behavior is not much beyond various groupings of monkeys with walkie talkies anyway. The only thing humans could now claim as any sort of evidence of advanced existence, is/are machines. Communication devices essentially, which equate to walkie talkies. There isn't much concerning behavior that indicates any higher form of existence.... anything that might prove to be such a facade, is pretty much automated anyway.

Why then, in the interest of furthering human development and superiority, not promote the annihilation of entire other species near our gene pool through inter breeding?

Statistically the distance between humans and various examples of other primates, isn't that far per say. So close that perhaps it could be reasoned as a brilliant stroke of social engineering in the sparse and confined areas of scientific advance?

In so many words, it could be a great thing for someone to put forward in the interest of claiming some level of fame, if for no other reason. It could be deemed as a scientific importance never before considered in the interest of further human progress.

Considering everything I have experienced in and of modern existence, I'd have to say that I would consider marrying a chimp. How could it be that much worse than waking up with some Munchhausen nightmare when you least expect it? It might even be fun and it wouldn't be seen as creepy if it were put into the mainstream media and social dynamic.

Of course, certain pop music celebrities might get a little put off with everyone having the opportunity to have special relationships with other primate species.... but really, is that such a big social loss compared to the potential gains?

The need for various forms of medical advance and attentions would be greatly increased as well... especially if it were thought that any sort of inter-species breeding could someday transpire.

That would most assuredly require tons of pills!

In that, I bet people could find sponsors rather easily.

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Translator Into Portuguese -

Artigo Do Tradutor - União Mais elevada Do Primata? Ocorre-me dentro do movimento social recente que pertence à mesma união do sexo... que não há realmente muita razão para seres humanos não avançar em áreas de uniões da inter-espécie. Este pensamento não ocorre do sentido da mesma união do sexo que é extrema que muito como simplesmente do sentido developmental social dos povos no general. Em nenhuns termos incertos, muito do avanço do ser humano e o comportamento não são muito além dos vários agrupamentos dos macacos com talkies do walkie de qualquer maneira. Os únicos seres humanos da coisa poderiam agora reivindicar como toda a sorte da evidência de existência avançada, is/are máquinas. Dispositivos de uma comunicação essencialmente, que igualam aos talkies do walkie. Não há muito a respeito do comportamento que indica todo o formulário mais elevado da existência.... que qualquer coisa que pôde provar ser tal facade, é bonito automatizado muito de qualquer maneira. Por que então, no interesse de promover o desenvolvimento e o superiority humanos, para não promover o annihilation de inteiro outras espécies aproximam nosso pool de gene com produzir inter? Estatìstica a distância entre seres humanos e vários exemplos de outros primatas, não é aquela distante por a palavra. Feche-se assim que talvez se poderia raciocinar como um curso brilhante da engenharia social nas áreas escassas e confinadas de avanço científico? Em assim muitas palavras, podia ser uma coisa grande para que alguém ponha para a frente no interesse de reivindicar algum nível da fama, se para nenhuma outra razão. Poderia ser julgado como uma importância científica nunca antes do considerado no interesse de um progresso humano mais adicional. Considerando tudo eu experimentei em e da existência moderna, eu teria que dizer que eu consideraria casar um chimp. Como se poderia ser que muito mais mau do que acordando acima com algum nightmare de Munchhausen quando você menos o espera? Pôde mesmo ser divertimento e não se veria porque creepy se fosse posto nos meios mainstream e no dinâmico social. Naturalmente, determinadas celebridades da música de PNF puderam começar um pouco posto fora com o todos que tem a oportunidade de ter relacionamentos especiais com outras espécies do primata.... mas realmente, essa perda social tão grande é comparada aos ganhos potenciais? A necessidade para vários formulários do avanço médico e atenções seria aumentada extremamente também... especial se se pensou que toda a sorte de produzir da inter-espécie poderia someday transpire. Isso requereria o mais assuredly toneladas dos pills! No esse, eu apostei que os povos poderiam encontrar patrocinadores rather fàcilmente.

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Article Of the Translator - Union More raised Of the Primate?
It inside occurs me of the recent social movement that belongs to the same union of the sex... that it does not have really much reason human beings not to advance in areas of unions of the Inter-species.
This thought does not occur of the direction of the same union of the sex that is extreme that much as simply of the social developmental direction of the peoples in the general.
In nenhuns uncertain terms, much of the advance of the human being and the behavior are not very beyond the some groupings of the monkeys with talkies of walkie in any way.
The only human beings of the thing could now demand as all the luck of the evidence of advanced existence, is/are machines. Devices of a communication essentially, that they equal to talkies of walkie.
It does not have very regarding the behavior that all indicates the form highest of the existence.... that any thing that could prove to be such facade, pretty is automatized very in any way.
Why then, in the interest to promote the development and superiority human, not to promote annihilation of whole number other species approach ours pool of gene with producing Inter?
Estatìstica in the distance between human beings and some examples of other primates, is not that distant one for the word.
It is closed thus that perhaps if it could reason as a shining course of social engineering in the scarce and confined areas of scientific advance?
In thus many words, it could be a great thing so that somebody puts onward in the interest to demand some level of the fame, if for none another reason.
It could be judged as a scientific importance never before the considered one in the interest of a additional human progress.
Considering everything I tried in and of the modern existence, I would have that to say that I would consider to marry one chimp. How if he could be that much more bad of that waking up above with some nightmare of Munchhausen when you less he waits it?
He could exactly be amusement and one would not see because creepy if it was rank in the ways mainstream and in dynamic the social one.
Of course, determined celebrities of the PNF music had been able to start a little rank are with the all that the chance has to really have relationships special with other species of the primate.... but, this so great social loss are compared with the potential profits?
The necessity for some forms of the medical advance and attentions would be increased... extremely also special if it thought that all the luck to produce of the Inter-species could someday transpire.
This would more require assuredly tons of pills!
In the this, I bet that the peoples could find sponsors to rather fàcilmente.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Translator Article; BEING EVIL?

BEING EVIL?

A COMMENTARY

BY

DAVID A. ARCHER

02/15/1968

Think about this;

If you absolutely had to be evil for some reason.... some pre-ordained destiny in and of existence.... could you be more screwed in our day and age?

What could a person possibly do that would be considered in the ranking of evil as per comparison with the rest of humanity?

When a person considers things that have transpired within the course of human existence to date... it doesn't leave all that much to accomplish as per being evil.

In fact, it even seems to render any sort of said attempts, directly to the pile of human foible relegated as fodder for the comedic bent our existence seems to be comprised of in the majority.

To even consider the attempt of attaining some perceived greatness through the efforts of being evil is itself some cruel joke on those that find themselves silly enough to venture into such directions.

Genocide (including nuclear detonation)?

Human mutation?

Sacrificing babies?

Grotesque acts of cannibalism?

Cult activity (religions)?

False advertisement?

Scatological fixations?

Bestiality?

Identity Theft (Oooo, Evil)?

A person at some point must realize that, within our perceived standards... such acts and activities are already pretty much maxed out. It seems that it would take an entire re-alignment of human perception to again be able to commit any sort of act that could be seen as worthy of the greats in that sense.

Maybe, through attempting such in the manner of human mutations, a person or group could actually re-align human perception through chemically altering it with stupid pills? Failing in the one instance through using a rerun of sorts (the human mutation part with chemicals), but then succeeding to some degree in the facilitation of the future potentials pertaining to again being able to achieve great evil-ness? Doing so of course in the act of re-aligning human perception.

Maybe another successful direction would be in making the formerly evil stuff seem as though it were completely acceptable... then presumably making all of which was previously socially efficient seem as though it is the grass on the other side of the fence so to speak.

A fresh pasture of untainted potential to be corrupted with great acts of evil-ness? Evil-ness, that is, which wasn't previously considered evil per say... but within the stupid pill mutation, could now be relegated as such within the most common, majority perspective?

Such, even as it wouldn't be evil really... only perceived as so in a limited area of human perception.

That would sure ease the pressure on those types that seem to think they have to be evil to qualify for something.

I suppose, as I consider it.... a person could still do something like a P.S.A. for the Forbes list. Actually getting people to donate as per charity, to the already extremely wealthy might be something to consider in the area of extreme evil-ness.... more so, doing so directly in open view of the general public instead of the guised manners in which it already exists to some extent.

But, then again as perception goes... especially in modern existence. It is a considerable influence which many on the Forbes list levee into/onto the media. The media largely controls a considerable area of what is perceived as good or bad in modern society... so in that thought, it might not be seen as so evil given the obvious potentials of promotion and acceptance from those immediately benefiting from such efforts.

When I really consider it... I am kind of lucky that I wasn't put into the world with the task of being evil.

Those are the guys that really deserve sympathy. At least when considering existence from the perspective of having to achieve some great act of evil-ness.

There is stuff out there that most of them have yet to even consider.... and I have to say, even though it may not be politically correct in doing so... I find it incredibly funny. Not the stuff so much as the fact that most of them have yet to even consider any of it.

A person might say in considering such, that the individuals having found themselves with the task of evil-ness, are actually only the proof in and of success pertaining to much of what they have obviously yet to consider regarding evil greatness past.

Again, the need for sympathy recognition presents itself. Even pertaining to the individuals of a directly opposite bent... seeing themselves entirely as the good guys.

...But we won't get into that just yet. There are already enough charities for the time being... and I'm not going to be the one to burst their bubble....

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Translator; English To German

SCHLECHT SEIN?
Ein KOMMENTAR DURCH
DAVID A. BOGENSCHÜTZEN
02/15/1968
denken an dieses; Wenn Sie schlecht absolut aus irgendeinem Grund sein mußten...., könnte irgendein vorherbestimmtes Schicksal und von in des Bestehens.... Sie eingeschraubt sein unser Tag und Alter? Was könnte eine Person vielleicht tun, die in der Klassifizierung des Übels wie pro Vergleich mit dem Rest von Menschlichkeit betrachtet würde? Wenn eine Person Sachen betrachtet, die innerhalb des Kurses des menschlichen Bestehens bis jetzt... ihn durchgesickert haben, läßt nicht ganz dieses viel, um wie pro Sein zu vollenden schlecht. Tatsächlich scheint er sogar, jede mögliche Art der besagten Versuche zu übertragen, direkt zum Stapel der menschlichen Eigenheit relegiert als Futter für comedic verbog unser Bestehen scheint, in von der Majorität enthalten zu werden. Den Versuch des Erreichens etwas wahrgenommener Größe durch die Bemühungen des Seins sogar ist zu betrachten schlecht selbst irgendein grausamer Witz auf denen die dumm genug in solche Richtungen zu riskieren sich finden. Genozid (einschließlich Kerndetonation)? Menschliche Veränderung? Opfern der Babys? Groteske Taten von Kannibalismus? Kulttätigkeit (Religionen)? Falsche Reklameanzeige? Scatological fixations? Bestiality? Identität Diebstahl (Oooo, Übel)? Eine Person an etwas Punkt muß die, innerhalb unserer wahrgenommenen Standards verwirklichen... solche Taten und Tätigkeiten sind bereits viel maxed heraus hübsch. Es scheint, daß es eine gesamte Wiederausrichtung der menschlichen Vorstellung nehmen würde, um wieder in der Lage zuSEIN, jede mögliche Art der Tat festzulegen, die gesehen werden könnte, wie angemessen von den greats in dieser Richtung. Möglicherweise durch das Versuchen so in der Weise der menschlichen Veränderungen, konnten eine Person oder eine Gruppe menschliche Vorstellung durch sie chemisch ändern mit dummen Pillen wirklich ausrichten? Im einem Fall durch das Verwenden einer Wiederholung von Art (die menschliche Veränderung zerteilen mit Chemikalien), aber zu irgendeinem Grad ausfallen mit der Erleichterung der zukünftigen Potentiale dann folgen, die wieder In der LageSEIN, großes Übel-ness zu erzielen betreffen? In der Tat der ausrichtenden menschlichen Vorstellung so selbstverständlich tun. Möglicherweise würde eine andere erfolgreiche Richtung sein, wenn sie das früher schlechte Material bildete, scheinen, als wenn sie vollständig annehmbares... dann vermutlich bilden war, das vorher scheinen sozial leistungsfähig war, als wenn es das Gras auf der anderen Seite des Zauns ist, so zum zu sprechen. Eine frische Weide des untainted Potentials, mit großen Taten des Übels-ness verdorben zu werden? Übel-ness d.h. das nicht vorher als schlecht pro Sagen... galt, aber innerhalb der dummen Pilleveränderung, könnte als solcher innerhalb des allgemeinsten, Majorität Perspektive jetzt relegiert werden? So, selbst als es nicht... wirklich nur wahrgenommen als so in einem begrenzten Bereich der menschlichen Vorstellung schlechtes sein würde. Das wurde sichere Mühelosigkeit der Druck auf jenen Arten, die scheinen zu denken, daß sie schlecht sein müssen, für etwas zu qualifizieren. Ich nehme an, da ich es betrachte...., das eine Person ruhig etwas wie ein P.S.A. für die Forbes Liste tun könnte. Leute wirklich zu veranlassen wie pro Nächstenliebe, zur bereits extrem wohlhabenden Macht zu spenden ist etwas im Bereich des extremen Übels-ness so zu betrachten.... und tut so direkt in der geöffneten Ansicht der Öffentlichkeit anstelle von guised Weise in denen es bereits gewissermaßen besteht. Aber, andererseits als Vorstellung geht... besonders in modernes Bestehen. Es ist ein beträchtlicher Einfluß, der viele auf dem Forbes Liste Levee into/onto die Mittel. Die Mittel steuert groß einen beträchtlichen Bereich von, was als gut oder Schlechtes in der modernen Gesellschaft... so dadurch wahrgenommen wird, daß Gedanke, es nicht gesehen werden konnte, wie so schlecht die offensichtlichen Potentiale der Förderung und der Annahme von denen gegeben worden, die sofort von solchen Bemühungen profitieren. Wenn ich betrachte ihn wirklich... Ich bin Art von glücklichem, das mir nicht in die Welt mit der Aufgabe des Seins schlecht gesetzt wurde. Die sind die Kerle, die wirklich Sympathie verdienen. Mindestens wenn, Bestehen von der Perspektive des Müssens betrachtend irgendeine große Tat des Übels-ness erzielen. Es gibt Material aus dort dem, das die meisten ihnen, haben schon sogar zu betrachten.... und ich muß sagen, obwohl es möglicherweise nicht korrekt politisch sein kann, wenn es so tut... Ich finde es unglaublich lustig. Nicht das Material soviel als die Tatsache, daß die meisten ihnen, haben irgendwelche von ihr schon sogar zu betrachten. Eine Person konnte sagen, wenn er so, das die Einzelpersonen betrachtete, die mit der Aufgabe des Übels-ness gefunden werden, sind wirklich nur der Beweis in und des Erfolges, der viel betrifft von, was sie offensichtlich haben, dennoch schlechte, Größe hinter zu betrachten erwägen. Wieder stellt sich die Notwendigkeit an der Sympathieanerkennung dar. Sogar, betreffend die Einzelpersonen von direkt gegenüber von verbogenem..., als die guten Kerle völlig sehend. ... aber wir erhält nicht in das, das noch gerecht ist. Es gibt bereits genügend Nächstenliebe vorläufig... und ich werde nicht der sein, zum ihrer Luftblase zu sprengen....

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German Then Again To English;

BADLY ITS?

A COMMENT

BY

DAVID A. ELBOW CONTACTORS

02/15/1968

think of this; If you had to be badly absolute for any reason...., could any predetermined fate and of in the existence.... It screwed in its our day and age?

What could perhaps do a person, who was regarded in the classification of the evil as per comparison with the remainder by humanity?

If a person regards things, which oozed up to now within the course of the human existence... it, this much leaves not completely, over as per its to complete bad.

It seems actual even, each possible kind of the mentioned attempts too transferred, directly to the pile of the human peculiarity relegiert as fodder for comedic bent our existence seems in of the majority to be contained.

The attempt of reaching somewhat noticed size by the efforts of the Seins to regard badly even any cruel joke on those is even those stupidly enough into such directions to risk is.

Genozid (including core detonation)?

Human change?

Sacrifice the babies?

Grotesque acts of cannibalism?

Cult activity (religions)?

Wrong advertisement announcement?

Scatological fixation?

Bestiality?

Identity theft (Oooo, evil)?

A person at something point must those, within our noticed standards carries out... such acts and activities is already much maxed out prettily. It seems to specify that it would take an entire wiederausrichtung of the human conception, in order again in the situation zuSEIN, each possible kind of the act, which could be seen, as appropriate of greats in this direction.

Possibly by trying so in the way of the human changes, a person or a group could change human conception by her chemically with stupid pills to really align? In the case by using a repetition of kind (the human change divide with chemicals), but to any degree fail with the easement of the future potentials then follow, again in the situation its of obtaining large evil ness concern? Indeed do to the aligning human conception so naturally.

Possibly another successful direction would be, if it formed the in former times bad material, seems, as if they form completely acceptable... then probably were, which seems before was socially efficient, as if it is the grass on the other side of the fence, to thus speak to.

A fresh pasture untainted of the potential with large acts evil ness to be spoiled? evil ness i.e. that as bad per legend... applied not before, but within the stupid pill change, majority perspective could be now relegiert as such within the most general?

Like that, even as it... as so in a limited range of the human conception bad would not be really only noticed.

That became safe Muehelosigkeit the pressure on those kinds, seems to think that they must be bad, for somewhat too qualify.

I accept, there I it regard...., which a person calmly to something like a P.S.A. for the Forbes list could do. People to really arrange as per next love, to already extremely wealthy power to donate is something in the range of the extreme evil ness to regard in such a way.... and does in the opened opinion of the public in place of guised way in those it already to a certain extent exists so direct.

But particularly goes, on the other hand than conception... into modern existence. It is a considerable influence, many on the Forbes the list Levee into/onto the means. It steers the means largely a considerable range from which is noticed as good or bad in the modern society... in such a way by the fact that thought, it could not be seen, how so badly the obvious potentials of the promotion and the acceptance of those given, which profit immediately from such efforts.

If I really regard it... I am kind of lucky, which was not badly set for me into the world with the task of the Seins.

Those are the chaps, who really earn sympathy. At least if, existence of the perspective of the Muessens regarding evil ness obtain any large act.

It gives material from there that, that most them, has to already even regard.... and I must say, although it cannot be correctly political possibly, if it does in such a way... I find it unbelievably merry. Not the material as much as the fact that most them to already even regard have any from it.

Person could to say, if him so, that the individuals regarded, who are found with the task evil ness, is really only the proof in and the success, which concerns much of, which they have obviously, nevertheless bad, size behind regarding considers.

Again the necessity at the sympathy acknowledgment presents itself. Even, concerning the individuals from directly opposite from bent..., as the good chaps...

.....however we does not keep completely seeing into that, which is still fair. There is already sufficient next love... and I not will be provisional, to their bubble to blow up....

Friday, June 8, 2007

Translator Article; The Greatest Challenge In Life?

I noticed today while strolling along amidst the herds of young adult creatures we call humans.. and in the thought which accompanied it in reflecting on life's supposed challenges.... that some of the greatest challenges in life are prepared for rather early on.

When I thought about it long enough, I realized that there really isn't much in life more difficult than that area... that cusp in age and social interaction in which cooties somehow creep in and then eventually fall away... then of course leading to more mature directions.

I use the word mature in the effort to convey the sense of movement through an area of age and social interaction more so than any sort of formative advance as can be easily seen in observing adult social standards. Mature doesn't mean more sensible in any stretch of the imagination. More reasonable is then just as far out in that regard as well.

The resulting thought I found was that, for much of the issues concerning existence, the cootie problems pretty much exemplify the extent of challenge which can be found in most any other situation. Every degree of stress level and even problematic social concerns are met and played out within the area containing cooties... more directly, the areas just at the cusp of such social interaction concerns seem to present sufficient examples of outer extremes regarding such social interaction and problem solving situations.

In so many words it would then be surmised that once a person has experienced the social atmosphere in which cooties thrive... and further, have graduated from it in such social advance as is growing ever so slightly older... they have then seen the worst of stressful situations.

A person could never tell from simply observing adult society.. and more unfortunately, from observing many of the adult decision making social groupings which tend to occur.

Different types of childhood afflictions sometimes leave various forms of scaring... in this small observation it would then seem that cooties do as well... though do so in ways that are hardly ever acknowledged and seldom less then, learned from in regard to social stresses and interaction situations.

In so many words, the cooties aren't recognized for the social conditioning potential they present as far as stress management.

If you can handle the cooties.... you can handle just about any other situation.

Don't make things look too easy though, or the individuals that didn't quite get past the cooties... will immediately relapse into cootie land (though it is disguised in a myriad of ways through adult life), and double again their efforts in such tactics and mental disposition to make that which is in no way that stressful then seem... impossibly so as has been established here... much more stressful than forgetting ones cootie protection on the last day of school.

The greatest challenges in adult life seem then not to be the cootie type of stresses through out life... but more in dealing with the sort of individuals that as children, always had their cootie protection... even through high school. Never even allowing themselves the experience and entertaining facets of having cooties. Not even in those months (for some, years) in which everyone else was finding fewer and fewer cootie concerns of the detrimental sort...

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Online Translator; English Into Portuguese

Artigo Do Tradutor; O Desafio O mais grande Na Vida? Eu observei hoje ao dar uma volta longitudinalmente entre os rebanhos de criaturas que novas do adulto nós chamamos seres humanos. e no pensamento que a acompanharam em refletir em desafios supostos da vida.... que alguns dos desafios os mais grandes na vida estão preparados para rather cedo sobre. Quando eu pensei sobre ela o suficiente, eu realizei que não há realmente muito na vida mais difícil do que essa área... esse cusp na idade e a interação social em que os cooties rastejam de algum modo dentro e então caem eventualmente afastado... então naturalmente conduzindo a uns sentidos mais maduros. Eu uso a palavra madura no esforço fazer saber mais ao sentido do movimento com uma área de idade e de interação social assim que do que toda a sorte do avanço do elemento formativo como pode fàcilmente ser visto em observar padrões sociais do adulto. Maduro não significa mais sensible em nenhum estiramento da imaginação. Mais razoável é então justo como distante para fora nessa consideração também. O pensamento que resultante eu encontrei era que, para muita das edições a respeito da existência, os problemas do cootie consideravelmente muito exemplify a extensão do desafio que pode ser encontrada em a maioria toda a outra de situação. Cada grau de nível do stress e mesmo os interesses sociais problematic são encontrados com e jogado para fora dentro da área que contem cooties... mais diretamente, as áreas apenas no cusp de tais interesses sociais da interação parecem apresentar exemplos suficientes dos extremos exteriores a respeito de tais situações sociais resolver da interação e de problema. Em assim muitas palavras então surmised que uma vez que uma pessoa experimentou a atmosfera social em que os cooties prosperam... e promovem, se graduaram dela em avanço social como está crescendo sempre assim ligeiramente mais velho... eles têm visto então o mais mau de situações stressful. Uma pessoa poderia nunca dizer simplesmente de observar a sociedade do adulto. e mais infelizmente, de observar muitos dos agrupamentos sociais fazer de decisão do adulto quais tendessem a ocorrer. Tipos diferentes formulários da licença dos afflictions da infância às vezes de vários de scaring... nesta observação pequena pareceria então que os cooties também... though fazem assim nas maneiras que são reconhecidas mal sempre e raramente mais menos então, aprendido com respeito aos stresses e das situações sociais da interação. Em assim muitas palavras, os cooties não são reconhecidos para o potencial que condicionando social se apresentam até a gerência do stress. Se você puder segurar os cooties.... você pode segurar apenas sobre toda a outra situação. Não faça o olhar das coisas demasiado fácil though, ou os indivíduos que não começaram completamente após os cooties... relapse imediatamente na terra do cootie (é disfarçada though em uma miríade das maneiras com a vida do adulto), e dobram outra vez seus esforços em tais táticas e a disposição mental fazer isso que está em nenhuma maneira que stressful pareça então... impossìvel de modo a foi... muito mais stressful aqui estabelecido do que esquecendo-se de proteção do cootie no último dia da escola. Os desafios os mais grandes na vida do adulto parecem então não ser o tipo do cootie de stresses com para fora da vida... mas mais em tratar da sorte dos indivíduos que como crianças, tiveram sempre sua proteção do cootie... mesmo através da High School. Nunca uniforme permitindo-se a experiência e entertaining facets de ter cooties. Para não nivelar naqueles meses (para algum, anos) em que todos mais encontrava menos e poucos interesses do cootie da sorte prejudicial...

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Online Translator; Portuguese Back Into English

Article Of The Translator; The greatest Challenge In the Life?
I today observed when giving a return longitudinally I enter the flocks of creatures who new of the adult we call human beings.
e in the thought that had folloied it in reflecting in challenges presumptions of the life.... that some of the greatest challenges in the life are prepared to rather early on.
When I thought on it the sufficient, I carried through that he does not have really very in the life most difficult of the one than this area... this cusp in the age and the social interaction where cooties crawls inside in some way and then fall eventually moved away... then of course leading to more mature directions.
I use the mature word in the effort to make to thus know more to the direction of the movement with an area of age and social interaction that of that all the luck of the advance of the formative element as it can fàcilmente be seen in observing social standards of the adult.
Mature sensible in no stretching of the imagination does not mean more. More reasonable it is then just as distant for it are in this consideration also.
The thought that resultant I found was that, for much of editions regarding the existence, the problems of cootie consideravelmente very exemplify the extension of the challenge that can be found in the majority all to another one of situation.
Each degree of level of stress and same the social interests problematic are found with and played for it are inside of the area that will count cooties more directly..., the areas only in cusp of such social interests of the interaction seem to present examples enough of the exterior extremities regarding such social situations to decide of the interaction and problem.
In thus many words then surmised that a time that a person tried the atmosphere social where cooties prospers... and promotes, if they had graduated of it social advance as it is growing always thus slightly older... they have seen then worst of situations stressful.
A person could never say simply to observe the society of the adult. e more unhappyly, to observe many of the social groupings to make of decision of the adult which tended to occur.
Different types forms of the license of afflictions of infancy to the times of several of scaring... in this small comment would seem then that cooties also... though makes thus in the ways that are recognized badly always and rare more less then, learned with respect to stresses and of the social situations of the interaction.
In thus many words, cooties is not recognized for the potential that conditioning social if present until the management of stress.
If you it will be able to hold cooties.... you can hold only on all to another situation. Though does not make the look of the things too much easy, or the individuals that had not started after cooties completely... relapse immediately in the land of cootie (though in a myriad in the ways with the life is disfarçada adult it), and folds another time its efforts in such tactics and the mental disposal to make this that is in no way that stressful seems then... impossìvel in order was... much more stressful established here of that forgetting protection it cootie in the last day of the school.
The greatest challenges in the life of the adult seem then to be the type of cootie of stresses with for are not of the life... but more in dealing with the luck of the individuals that I eat children, they had always had its protection of cootie... exactly through the High School. Uniform never allowing itself it experience and entertaining facets to have cooties. Not to be even in those months (for some, years) where all more found little and few interests of cootie of the harmful luck...

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Translator Article; Impress your date!

I have worked in the culinary industry most of my adult life... though more recently I have had a sabbatical of sorts in not participating for reasons which include travel and study.

I look at the dynamic of it and realize a tension which has loads of potential in various ways beyond the average market considerations. In no uncertain terms, there is an area of ineptitude which has the makings of a grand display concerning human nature and said foibles usually accompanying the species known as human.

Guys are always looking to impress. Girls are always looking to be impressed (regardless of the common and most times postured perception).

Guys are trying to do so with the greatest ease possible and girls are trying to find the greatest amount of such impression as some indicator of various things.

In very simple terms... this is very much the basis and founding of industry... at least, it is a substantial part of those initial inspirations. Manufactured goods were manufactured for good reasons... including the ease with which to address such social hurdles and areas of play.

Why make something from raw materials when something supposedly just as comparable is available as per purchase?

Considering these factors while contemplating the food service industry brought me to the consideration... more so the consideration concerning things such as instructional cooking shows.... that most guys watching them are either watching them to see where the general market is going currently, or to find some way to impress some girl.

Then it occurred to me that many of those guys are all but entirely inept. All thumbs and left feet so to speak. Most times challenged even within the simple... though somehow mystical presentations available.

It then occurred to me that most of what is presented in such medium, can then be done with a far greater ease than even that which is presented... namely through using already existing products to supplant the preparation intensive ingredients.

Why should a college freshman... maybe sophomore... have to drag themselves through the act of making mashed potato's? Boxed potato's are readily available and with a proper mixture, would serve the purpose nicely.

Why shock and peel tomato's? Why reduce a demi glace?

If things are going as planned, their date will be half in the bag by the time dinner is ready anyhow! And besides... too much food then ruins the effect of the alcohol... there would be no point in getting them drunk to begin with if the decision making capacity isn't thoroughly effected.

And that could spell the end of human kind on a large scale!

The idea here is not to disrupt the mating patterns... but more to augment and heighten the experience. Something to take the edge off of that next morning groan as the previous evening washes over in foggy memories... At least dinner would shine through a bit.

I think a cooking show in that line of thought, would be best viewed with a moniker along the lines of; CAN YOU BOIL WATER?

How could it miss in that frame of thought?

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Online Translator; English into French

J'ai travaillé dans l'industrie culinaire plus de mon vie d'adulte... bien que plus récemment j'aie eu un sabbatical des sortes dans la participation pour les raisons qui incluent le voyage et l'étude. Je regarde le dynamique de lui et réalise une tension qui a des charges de potentiel dans diverses manières au delà des considérations moyennes du marché. En aucuns termes incertains, il y a un secteur du manque de justesse qui a les qualités d'un affichage grand au sujet de nature humaine et lesdites de faiblesses accompagnant habituellement les espèces connues sous le nom d'humain. Les types regardent toujours pour impressionner. Des filles regardent toujours pour être impressionnées (indépendamment du terrain communal et de la plupart des fois a posé la perception). Les types essayent de faire ainsi avec la plus grande facilité possible et des filles essayent de trouver la plus grande quantité d'une telle impression comme un certain indicateur de diverses choses. En termes très simples... c'est beaucoup la base et fondation de l'industrie... au moins, c'est une partie substantielle de ces inspirations initiales. Les produits manufacturés étaient manufacturés pour de bonnes raisons... comprenant la facilité avec laquelle pour adresser de tels obstacles et secteurs sociaux de jeu. Pourquoi faites quelque chose à partir des matières premières premières quand quelque chose censément juste comme comparable est disponible selon l'achat ? Vu ces facteurs tandis que contempler l'industrie de service de traiteur m'apportait à la considération... davantage ainsi la considération au sujet des choses telles que la cuisine d'instruction montre.... que la plupart des types les observant sont l'un ou l'autre les observant pour voir où le marché général va actuellement, ou pour trouver une certaine manière d'impressionner une certaine fille. Alors elle s'est produite à moi que plusieurs de ces types sont tout sauf entièrement déplacé. Tous les pouces et pieds gauches ainsi pour parler. La plupart des fois ont défié même dans... cependant les présentations de façon ou d'autre mystiques simples disponibles. Elle s'est alors produite à moi cela que les la plupart de ce qui est présentée dans un tel milieu, peuvent alors être faites avec une facilité bien plus grande que même cela qui est présenté... notamment en employant les produits déjà existants pour supplanter les ingrédients intensifs de préparation. Pourquoi un étudiant en deuxième année d'étudiant de première année d'université... peut-être... devrait-il devoir se traîner par l'acte de faire la purée de pommes de terre ? La pomme de terre enfermée dans une boîte sont aisément disponible et avec un mélange approprié, atteindrait l'objectif bien. Pourquoi choc et tomate de peau ? Pourquoi réduisez un glace de demi ? Si les choses vont comme prévu, leur date sera demi dans le sac avant que le dîner soit prêt de toute façon ! Et sans compter que... trop de nourriture ruine alors l'effet de l'alcool... là ne serait aucun point en les obtenant bues pour commencer par si la capacité de prise de décision n'est pas complètement effectuée. Et cela a pu orthographier la fin de la sorte humaine sur une grande échelle ! L'idée ici n'est pas de perturber joindre a modelé... mais plus pour augmenter et intensifier l'expérience. Quelque chose prendre le bord au loin de ce prochain gémissement de matin comme soirée précédente lave plus de dans des mémoires brumeuses... Au moins le dîner brillerait par un peu. Je pense une exposition à cuire du fait la ligne de la pensée, mieux serait regardée avec un moniker le long des lignes de ; POUVEZ-VOUS BOUILLIR L'EAU ? Comment pourrait-elle manquer dans cette armature de pensée ?

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Online Translator; French Back Into English

I worked in culinary industry more my life of adult... although more recently I had a sabbatical kinds in the participation for the reasons which include the voyage and the study.
I look at it dynamic of him and carries out a tension which has loads of potential in various manners beyond the average considerations of the market.
In aucuns dubious terms, there is a sector of the lack of accuracy which has qualities of a large posting about human nature and the aforementioned of weaknesses usually accompanying the species known under the name of human.
The types always look at to impress.
Girls always look at to be impressed (independently of the communal ground and the majority of the times perception posed).
The types try to make thus with the greatest possible facility and of the girls try to find the greatest quantity of such an impression like a certain indicator of various things.
In very simple terms... it is much the base and foundation of industry... at least, it is a substantial part of these initial inspirations.
The manufactured goods were manufactured for good reasons... including/understanding the facility with which to address such obstacles and social sectors of play.
Why made something starting from the raw materials first when something supposedly just as comparable is available according to the purchase?
Considering these factors while to contemplate the industry of service of delicatessen to the consideration... the consideration about the things brought to me more thus such that the kitchen of instruction shows.... that the majority of the types observing them are one or the other observing them to see where the general market currently goes, or to find a certain manner of impressing a certain girl.
Then it occurred with me that several of these types all are except entirely moved. Every left inches and feet thus to speak.
The majority of the times defied even in... however the presentations in way or another simple mystics available.
It then occurred with me that that the majority of what is presented in such a medium, can then be made with a facility much larger than even that which is presented... in particular by employing the already existing products to supplant the intensive ingredients of preparation.
Why a student in second year of first-year student of university... perhaps... should have to be trailed by the act to make mashed potatoes?
The potato enclosed in a box are easily available and with an adapted mixture, the objective would reach well.
Why shock and tomato of skin?
Why reduce an ice of half?
If the things go as envisaged, their date will be half in the bag before the dinner is ready in any event! And there without counting that... too food ruins then the effect of alcohol... would not be any point by them obtaining drunk to start with if the capacity of decision-making is not completely carried out.
And that could spell the end of the human kind on a great scale!
The idea here is not to disturb to join modelled... but more to increase and intensify the experiment.
Something to take the edge with far from this next moaning of morning like preceding evening washes more in misty memories... At least the dinner would shine by a little.
I think an exposure of cooking fact the line of the thought, better would be looked with a moniker along the lines of; CAN YOU BOIL WATER?
How could it miss in this reinforcement of thought?

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Social Observation Of A Regular Guy;

Marraige

Hello Good Looking gay men and lesbians.

Today is yet another day, as anyone could see.

Today is yet another victorious day in the progress of limited areas of humanity... though none can seem to find out which limited areas exactly.

Within the modern atmosphere of promotional importance, I suppose that just about all of the various.. though nearly identical facets of human existence - predominantly among the modern communications populous... could lay claim to some small form of perceived advance.. though yet again, none can seem to cite exactly which and where-fore.

That itself seems to be one of the benefits.. much like the commonly presented dynamic within such modern forms of communication that strongly resemble a rousing game of pong.. electronic tennis as it is known in the more developed and superior realms of modern existence.... to regular ol' folks such as you and me... it is pong. Complete nearly to the presence of those ground breaking blips and boings.

Who could ever have thought such simple brilliance would have developed so, within such limited confinements?

The boy fight/girl fight about the toilet seat just doesn't seem to stand a chance in such an advanced area of humanity. There are no blips and boings in the toilet seat fight... only suggested hints and such building up to some other, un-related psychological melt down and explosion resulting most times in the division of personal belongings.

Such being entirely in a contrary and unconcerned manner as per the supposed sacred oaths and contract(s) entered into in the midst of neck deep (and expensive) ceremony and presumed (though obviously automated) meaning.. that, as it would turn out, really means little if anything at all beyond how much was spent on the silly trinkets which supposedly represent profound symbolism and meaning.

If I were to get married... I would fore-go all of the expensive silliness, and simply include a toilet seat competition in the main ceremony... to truly symbolize the modern sanctity of such an institution known as marriage in our modern day.

Such a competition would of course be extended through out the entire wedding procession, and all would be encourage to participate.. after the first dance that is, which would entail the bride and groom in the traditional sense of first dance, though containing elements which include the concern with the toilet and toilet seat.

Maybe.. just maybe if I splurged.. I could have a champagne fountain in the form of a toilet as well... with of course the rules that only men could fill their glass when the seat was up... and likewise women, when the seat was down.

In considering such.. I really don't think I am the marrying sort at this point (as I have previously presented). It just doesn't play into the farce of it... I wasn't issued the script it would seem, for such institution.

I suppose gay and lesbian marriage should not be allowed as I consider this dynamic momentarily... it is like cheating the modern standard(s). Gay guys would have to draw straws for seat up/down... as would, in an inversion, lesbian couples.

That should be reason enough I would think.. considering modern forms of consideration and decision making. Especially when considering modern social priorities.

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Online Translation; Spanish

Observación Social De un Individuo Regular
Hola bueno mirando hombres gays y a lesbianas.
Hoy es otro día, pues cualquier persona podría ver.
Hoy es otro día victorioso en el progreso de áreas limitadas de la humanidad... que ninguno puede parecerse sin embargo para descubrir que limitaron áreas exactamente.
Dentro de la atmósfera moderna de la importancia promocional, supongo que apenas sobre todas las varias.. sin embargo facetas casi idénticas de la existencia humana - entre las comunicaciones modernas populosas... podría poner predominante demanda a una cierta forma pequeña de avance percibido. sin embargo con todo otra vez, ningunos pueden parecerse citar exactamente que y donde-delantera.
Que sí mismo se parece ser una de las ventajas.. como comúnmente el actual dinámico dentro de tales formas modernas de comunicación que se asemejen fuertemente a un juego rousing del tenis electrónico de pong.. mientras que se sabe en los reinos desarrollados y más superiores de la existencia moderna.... gente del ol regular ' tal como usted y mí... él es el pong. Termine casi a la presencia de esos baches y boings que se rompen de tierra.
¿Quién habría podido pensar siempre que tal brillantez simple se habría convertido así pues, dentro de tales confinamientos limitados?
La lucha del muchacho fight/girl sobre el asiento del tocador apenas no se parece estar parada una ocasión en un área tan avanzada de la humanidad. No hay baches y los boings en el asiento del tocador luchan... sugirieron solamente indirectas y tal aumentando hasta algún otro, psicologico sin relación se derrite y explosión resultando la mayoría de las veces en la división de pertenencia personales.
Tales que estaban enteramente de una manera según los juramentos sagrados supuestos y de un contract(s) contrarios y despreocupados entraron en en el medio de la ceremonia profunda (y costosa) del cuello y presumieron (automatizado sin embargo obviamente) el significado. que ése, pues resultaría, realmente significa poco si cualquier cosa en todos más allá de cuánto estuvo pasada en las baratijas tontas que supuesto representan simbolismo y el significado profundos.
Si consiguiera casado... Renunciaría todo el silliness costoso, e incluyo simplemente una competición del asiento del tocador en la ceremonia principal... de simbolizar verdad la santidad moderna de tal institución conocida como la unión en nuestro día moderno.
Tal competición por supuesto sería extendida a través fuera de la procesión entera de la boda, y toda sería anima para participar. después de la primera danza es decir, que exigiría a novia y la prepararía en el sentido tradicional de la primera danza, aunque conteniendo los elementos que incluyen la preocupación con el tocador y el asiento del tocador.
Quizá. apenas quizá si derroché. Podría tener una fuente del champán en la forma de un tocador también... con por supuesto las reglas que solamente los hombres podrían llenar su cristal cuando el asiento estaba encima de... y además las mujeres, cuando el asiento estaba abajo.
En la consideración de tales. Realmente no pienso que soy la clase que casa a este punto (pues he presentado previamente). Apenas no juega en la farsa de ella... Me no publicaron la escritura que se parecería, para tal institución.
Supongo que la unión gay y lesbiana no debe ser permitido mientras que le considero este dinámico... soy momentáneamente como el engaño del standard(s) moderno. Los individuos gays tendrían que dibujar la paja para el asiento up/down... como , en una inversión, los pares lesbianos.
Ésa debe ser razón bastante que pensaría.. en vista de formas modernas de toma de la consideración y de decisión. Especialmente cuando en vista de prioridades sociales modernas.

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Online Translation; Spanish - English

Social observation Of good a Regular Individual
Hello watching men gays and to lesbians.
Today it is another day, because any person could see.
Today it is another victorious day in the progress of limited areas of the humanity... that no can look like nevertheless to discover that they limited areas exactly.
Within the modern atmosphere of the promotional importance, I hardly suppose that on all the several nevertheless almost identical facets of the human existence - between the populated modern communications... it could nevertheless bring predominant suit to a certain small form of perceived advance yet again, no can look like to mention that and where-advantage exactly.
That itself it commonly looks like to be the one of the advantages as present dynamic one within such modern forms of communication that strongly resemble a game rousing of the electronic tennis of pong.. whereas modern.... people of ol' know themselves in the kingdoms developed and more superior of the existence to regulate ' as you and me... he is pong. Almost finish to the presence of those pockets and boings that is broken of earth.
Who could have thought whenever such simple brilliance would have become therefore, within such limited confinements?
The fight of the boy fight/girl on the seat of the dressing table just does not look like to be shutdown an occasion in an area so outpost of the humanity. There are no pockets and boings in the seat of the dressing table fights... suggested only indirect and so increasing until some other, psicologico without relation explosion melts and being most of the times in the personal division of property.
Such that was entirely of a way according to opposite the supposed sacred oaths and of contract(s) and carefree entered means of the ceremony deep (and expensive) of the neck and presumed (automated nevertheless obvious) the meaning that that one, because it would be, really means little if any thing in all beyond how much she was last in the idiot trinkets that supposed represent deep symbolism and the meaning.
If it obtained married... Silliness would resign all expensive, and I simply include a competition of the seat of the dressing table in the main ceremony... to symbolize truth the modern sanctity of such well-known institution as the union in our modern day.
Such competition of course would be extended to traverse outside the whole procession of the wedding, and everything would be animates to participate after the first dance that is to say, that would demand fiancèe and it would prepare it in the traditional sense of the first dance, although containing the elements that include the preoccupation with the dressing table and the seat of the dressing table.
Perhaps just perhaps if I wasted. It could also have a source of champán in the form of a dressing table... with of course the rules that only the men could fill their crystal when the seat was upon... and in addition the women, when the seat was down.
In the consideration of such. I really do not think that I am the class that marries to this point (because I have presented/displayed previously). Just it does not play in the farce of her... The writing that would look like, for such institution did not publish me.
I suppose that the union gay and lesbian does not have to be allowed whereas I consider this dynamic one him... I am momentarily as the deceit of standard(s) modern.
The individuals gays would have to draw the straw for the seat up/down... like, in an investment, the lesbian pairs.
That one must be enough reason that it would think.. in view of modern forms of taking of the consideration and decision. Specially when in view of modern social priorities.